iguanamouth:

ugh i want to get really uncomfortably rich and then just. go around and anonymously donate huge amounts of money to people for things like HEY youre trying to move away from your abusive parents?? BAM 10 thousand mystery dollars oh whats that your dog needs surgery?? BAM paid for hey you cant afford to go to that con with your friends?? BAM better get your cosplay ready you fucking nerd

pterodactylsftw:

ill take 12

calins:

IF THIS ISNT THE BEST VIDEO YOUVE SEEN ON THIS SITE THEN IDK WHAT YOURE DOIN

Amy Poehler: Mean Girls - Mrs. George (2004) vs. Parks & Recreation - Leslie Knope (2014)

juilan:

tropius:

juilan:

tropius:

wow a sunrise. how gay

The sun came out?

yeah its out now

How brave

Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.
The greatest thing I have ever read (via guy)
Scumbag people.

When you are in a relationship with someone people will tell you not to rely on others for your happiness. When you are single they will ask ,”Why is someone as beautiful as yourself not doing things and being happy with a significant other?”